jam day. please go...for me.

Today, I went on a first date with a guy that included dinner, pool and pretty good conversation. Around Midnight he yawned and said the beer was making him sleepy, so he took me home. I wasn’t tired so I changed and went out with some friends... and saw him on the dance floor. FML





o myyy how she is right:
"females let too much estrogen get in the way of common sense. think rationally before you argue ladies….

dumb bitches."

&

"we don’t talk the way we used to, and things haven’t been the same for some time but its okay i’m getting used to you not being by my side. "

me likey =]
"you kiss like you already came and that’s a lift and puller line for those without any game."